If you stop at sane, you miss all the best stuff!

One reckless night with the mafia boss, and he can’t remember it… which is a problem, because two little lines change everything.

He reverse-kidnaps me. Instead of snatching me away, the mafia boss moves into my house. Now he’s renovating to his luxury standards and looking at me like he wants to eat me whole.

I shouldn’t have pretended to be a hitman, and now the mafia boss is obsessed.

If I catch you, I keep you. Now run.